He was genuinely surprised!
Cardboard is a staple of hillbilly decor
The "Pisser," aka, the bathroom
Hang a clothesline through the room
Some "tabacky" (Big League Chew)
mustaches, tattoos, and candy cigarettes
Classy decor! Fake flowers in an empty 2 liter bottle
Drinks chilled in a wheelbarrow
Don't forget to have some puppy chow and Little Debbie snacks as "or derves"
Don't forget the costumes! Cigarette behind the air, torn jeans, and of course, plenty of American flags!
Flannel, nascar tshirt, and John Deere hat (I'm not really in costume because I didn't have time to change after decorating!)
Leopard tanks, shiny/skin tight skirt with neon tights, and of course cut-off shirts. And don't forget to include a gun for some good photo ops!
You can't leave the house without your hair done. Oh wait, yes you can.
Mustaches for all!
I made Titus a onesie that says "I like my women just a little on the trashy side" with kisses on the back!
Happy 30th birthday, bub!
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